When 2 people are together, but they are far, why does one suffer while the other thrives, why do they smile when they are together but once they separate its like a balance is shaken and for one of them to be happy the other is sad…
Gayest thing I’ve seen all day.
nayx:
these people cant be real
My parents just got into an argument with me about cutting my hair I cannot believe this
They go out almost every night drinking and partying and go to hookah bars and shit and I can’t cut my hair to my shoulders
is this ok can i have this blanket please
once i was sick so i got a prescription for codeine cough syrup and when i went to pick it up the pharmacist was like “you really won’t need all of this” and i was like “it’s ok i could just sell it at school” and he was like “YEAAAAAAAH FUTURE PHARMACIST” and fist bumped me
ok apparently this pharmacist is my brother’s old pot dealer
his name is scooter
this shirt would fit if it weren’t for boobs: a tragedy
that shirt would fit if i had boobs: the sequel
this shirt fits perfectly because my boobs are the right size: the fanfiction
