burritno:

spongebob hitting people where it hurts

burritno:

spongebob hitting people where it hurts

human-sloth:

this is the most important thing on the internet today

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

when u try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing ur heart rate with no discernible changes in levels of exhaustion  

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I got a text from my American agent and she said ‘you’ve just won’, and I thought, ‘ah, very, very nice’. And then I went to sleep. I woke up to find that Ben had won and that Steven Moffat had won… and that Fargo had also done really well, you know, both shows that I was in that had been nominated did really well so I was very pleased about that.
—Martin Freeman on Winning an Emmy (x)(x)

I got a text from my American agent and she said ‘you’ve just won’, and I thought, ‘ah, very, very nice’. And then I went to sleep. I woke up to find that Ben had won and that Steven Moffat had won… and that Fargo had also done really well, you know, both shows that I was in that had been nominated did really well so I was very pleased about that.

Martin Freeman on Winning an Emmy (x)(x)

koolaidicecubes:

Trying to be angry at your best friend like

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dutchster:

i’m really jealous of dogs because no matter what they do, they’re always cute

callurn:

fleetwood-macklemore:

callurn:

thestarkwhoskateboards:

callurn:

Kill Bill technically takes place in the same universe as Spy Kids just so you all know

how do you figure that

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callum why were you on the wikipedia page for sky kids 4

how about shut up

yelled:

me attempting to reach the goals I’ve set in life

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do-i-smell-watermelon:

timelady-of-221b:

fred-baby:

I wish all spiders looked like Andrew Garfield.

Can you imagine though?
You’re walking around your house and then you see a really tiny Andrew Garfield running around in costume.

i thought we were talking about andrew garfield’s head on a spider’s body